So my dear friend Ashley told me to blog about my views on cats. Well the title should explain a little about how i feel about cats. I hate them. They're evil little death traps. I would like cats if i wasnt traumatized by them. when i was a wee little lady my neighbors cat ran inside my house and up my stairs so i went and i picked it up and it stuck its claw into my shoulder and it hurt like hell. i have scars. and cats dont like me because i had a cat when i was little and i used to throw it, yes-throw it. like a ball, down the stair case and watch it slam into the door. it was funny and cruel all in one.
See that cat up there?!? Yeah. Not pretty. I know, i know, its bald. but just imagine your cat looks like that without fur. be afraid. very afraid. it could snap anyyyyy minute and then your precious kitten of cuteness becomes a hairless monster who wants to eat your brain for dinner.
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