Why can't people take a joke these days?

I'll fill you in:
NICOLE: lovesick puppydog
CARLA: a girl, who is SUPER manly and wants to date her sister.
ME: well, im the normal one here.
KOREE: Nicoles EX who hates her.
BROOKE: big eared girl who thinks shes hot stuff.


CONVERSATION:

Corine Elizabeth Status: Its hard to fake a smile when your heart can bearly breathe. (its a song, btw)

koree: dont turn into a nicole :P
nicole: wat that mean?!?!?
caitlin: my life.
nicole: ok????????????????/
corine: haha. koree, i would die before becoming a nicole :P haha.
nicole: thanks guy im not that bad im not always sad im happier than i was b4 so shut the fuck up dont talk about me!!!!!!!
brooke: corine that wasnt vert niceeeeeeeeeee....
koree: well then.. =)
brooke: koree i mean freak.    (corine's insight; i have no clue what that is supposed to mean, so dont ask)
nicole: wow koree, carla was right about you!!!
brooke: exactly! i told them it wasnt very niceeeeeeeeeeee.......
nicole: fuckr. not you brooke.
koree: were you saying i was a freak? im confused.
nicole: wow
brooke: yessssssss i was
koree: im not going to fite over a hypothetical question (right word?)
brooke: huh?
nicole: retoricoul question smart one (corine's insight; <-- retorical is spelt wrong.)
carla: NOW YOU PEOPLE START TO AGREE WIT ME! ugh!
carla(again): ok you know what. corine-stop being a bitch koree-stop being a doucher (idk?) aka. (again, i dont know.) you nicole- chill theyer fagggsssssssssss, brooke- now you believe me!!?? everyone just stfu and stop all this stoopid drama
nicole: im pissed.
carla: forget them, they obviously have no lives and so they talk shit about you.
corine (ME!!): oh wow, i love how NO ONE can take a joke. wow, overreact much?
carla: you said it pretty seriously and im done with koree shit!
corine: how can you tell, it was typed smarty! haha. ever heard of.. i dont know, sarcasm? didnt think so.. wow. just chill your balls. lol
carla:No im not just going to sit their and have my freind be dogged on. its bull shit. its just a bunch of petty bull shit that needs to stop being brought up so you know what how about we all just stop talking all this shit about people! because its not needed and all its gonna do is creat drama
corine: CHILL YOUR BALLS
carla: cant dont have none
ashley: god yea, take a joke and corine.. thats a little impossible except for koree :P lol
corine: okay, chill YOUR OVERIES! better? hahaha!
ashley: yea sure, haha... but seriously some people dont have a sense of humor anymore... (true.)
corine: wait! carla cant cuz she doesnt have those either! haha.. wow.
ashley: CORI!! haha lol
carla: wow fuck you.
corine: you would like that, wouldnt you carla?
carla: ha. wow.
corine: oh dont deny it...




that was an amazing conversation dont you think? wow. haha. people need to relax, and learn how to take a joke. seriously...